Holy Shit. That must be the stuff that comes out of horses asses in Heaven. Or maybe it is just the stuff that comes out of Gods ass. Hell maybe it is the stuff that comes out of all of our asses. Whatever the case may be sometimes it comes out of my mouth by way of my brain….
So this dream…
I was in this weird apartment. Things are always weird in dreams ever notice that? We were all watching this big screen TV. I don’t remember what was on but we were mesmerized by it. People were coming in and out of the place. I think someone came in and challenged me to a fight. Instead of running away I went over to this group of guys and jumped right into the fray. I was amazed by the fact that they were a bit intimidated by me. There was one kid who just stood there and we started going at it. He didn’t even really fight back and eventually I got him into a leg lock but he still wouldn’t give up.
We eventually stopped the fight and the rest of the group was really pissed and wanted me to come and really fight. I have no clue why I went but anyway I walked across the street and went to what I could only guess was their clubhouse.
There were all of these shady people there. It totally reminded me of the WWF. I think I even remember saying the name Sgt. Slaughter in my sleep, well, I definitely said it in my head…Anyway I keep remembering this one guy with a small hammer that he would tap against his hand. I kept thinking to myself “What the hell am I going to do against a hammer?” My goal was to get whomever I was going to fight to put down their weapon and fight fair and square. It was either that or remove the weapon from them without getting hurt first.
So I am standing in this hallway and everyone is excited because everyone wants to kick my ass. That is when this woman comes up to me and pulls my pants open and pukes on me. WTF? Of course I run the other way and puke all over the place too. Desperately seeking a hose to spray myself off I am running in circles. I see a hose in the distance but can’t get to it for some reason or another. I just want to get clean…
Not sure what the hell happened after that but I woke up and was feeling a bit queasy from the ammoxocillin I have been on for this sinus infection….